I decided to put five things my annoying cute dog has taught me since I got him
well it would be hard for him to teach you something before you got him to shut up here we go
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when you meet someone new be excited you made a new friend jump all over them and pee their pants well not that excited but you know at least smile just to be clear he did a lot of number one on your carpet not important and on your pants once you got home well that brings me to my point when you go out with Chris 2.0 he's got this snack for making new friends usually, it doesn't take people five seconds before they tell him he's cute and he just loses it he starts jumping around wiggling his tail and the person always smiles what about that old lady that ran away and broke her hip not important.
Grow up number two it doesn't take a lot to make people smile isn't that the same thing as number one no shut up all it takes to put a smile on the face of someone you care about is just greeting them like this.
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You learn faster that way wrong you can't learn that way but he eats your books I know he did but that's not the point I wanted to make is this I got home from work one day and Chris 2.0 was excited as usual then i walked into the living room and found a mess
I turned to Chris and I saw him in his usual I know I up position now I was furious and I swear I was this I am close to losing it I know I was the one thinking yeah I didn't know that at the time I remember you listing punishments in my head within seconds I was picking up the pieces of paper from the floor and I was spitting out every single curse word is known in Serbian language.
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